Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
I’m so close to O number 2 my nips are tightening, and wouldn’t you know it, the dog jumps on the fucking bed. I keep pushing him of the bed and all 70 pounds of stupid keeps coming up for a full on in my lap cuddle…
DUDE, FUCK OFF
but if I make him sleep in his crate he’ll cry the entire time… whatever, I tricked him for a bit to sit outside, but my god dog, you’re a gay (he humps other male dogs and lets them hump him but never have I seen him go after a female dog… moving on) dog, leave me alone for a bit…
anyway I came more today than I have in a while, and I got some sweet fucking pot. That is a totally different strain that what I have been smoking and it’s tasty and a totally different high. A nice change of pace for spring.
woke up round 12, had some homemade banana bread, figured out that the dog will sleep on the floor while I’m getting off, and currently debating getting off one more time before cleaning up around the house…
ugh I wish I could just stay in bed for the rest of the day.
Oh lazy sunday.